Nate x Sully Forever

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Nate’s Couch Commentary: Nate’s Strange Addiction

I bet soon I’ll be on that show, ‘My Strange Addiction’.

And you’ll sit me down for a heartfelt intervention. ‘Goddamn it, kid, this is killin you!’

And I’ll finally tell a close friend. ‘I eat 25 doughnuts per day.. And I’ve done this for the last eight years.

I’ve figured out how to add it to my bath water.

I use them as shampoo..’

[thoughtful sketching]

‘I clean the kitchen counters with a doughnut.’

And it would go on like this for a while, and finally I’d sit on the couch crying and tell you how recently, the doughnuts hadn’t been enough, and I’d been rubbing them in sprinkles before eating them. Sometimes even icing sugar.

And I’d go to the doctor and be on the verge of having diabetes. Type 2.

And I would storm out of therapy, and at the end, the text would come up:

‘Nate has not gone back to therapy.

He continues to eat doughnuts.’

…

This is why I get worried when I see him watchin his TLC shows.

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youwillmissthisass asked: Ah! That lovable little thing has been doing quite well actually. Aside from chewing on Charlie's shoes he's been a good pup. Cleaning? Sully, didn't know you had it in you to clean.

I don’t. That’s why I been trying to get out of it.

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Anonymous asked: Are you guys strictly monogamous? Or do you have permission to, ya know... stray?

Never was really a permission thing. Back in the day (when I was “in denial” or whatever ya wanna call it), we just.. kinda.. did, as you can see with Elena and Chloe n all that. These days, though (now that we’re “official”?) we’re one-man… uh… men. 

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youwillmissthisass asked: I've been gone a long time haven't I? Aside from dragging Charlie about town I've been busy with transitioning to London. How are you lads?

Hahah, been a long time since we’ve heard from ya! We’re doing fine down here. Nate’s been doing a lotta cleaning, I’ve been trying to get out of a lot of cleaning. The usual. How’s Charlie II doin?

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Anonymous asked: Hey Nate, don't ever get concerned with Sully's smoking habit? Don't take it the wrong way or anything, but we all know it's not the healthiest thing ever ._.

Aw sheesh, don’t remind im. He jumps down my throat about this every time I light up a cigar. Anyhow, since things settled down around here a bit, I’ve hardly been doin it anymore, if that’s what you’re after. Kid’s so worked up about my health that it ain’t even worth it.

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Question from nyerdglasses

So, just got a bita fanmail wanting to know what we do with our free time - when we’re not on “insane adventures”, actually. So uh.. I don’t usually talk about this stuff much, but I guess it’s time I bite the bullet and get to it. You kids deserve to know, right? … Right…

Well, Nate does a lot of cooking/cleaning/housewife stuff. That’s what he calls himself. A housewife. He’s not all that good at it, but constant practice’s made im a little better, at least. He’s really into redecorating. He also sketches a lot, obviously. I got him a tablet for his birthday and he’s been doodling away ever since. Made some pretty funny gifs and the like, actually.

As for me, well… I used to tumble a lot, before this whole ‘spring cleaning’ craze got a hold of im. And.. well.. I dance. The good ones, the old ones, pretty much every move you can think of, I got it. And I play harmonica. Which I’ve tried and failed to pass on to Nate. He just sounds like a dying goose.

Other than that, we both just run the bar, pester Cutter, and have a lot of sex. 


So, y’know. Normal stuff, basically.

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charliecutter asked: Hey mates, everything all right over there? Thought Nate might 'ave burned down the house again. Anyway, it's nice to see you lads back. Been a bit quiet around these parts (not that there's anythin' wrong with quiet... but you know, a bit of noise once and a while never hurt anyone).

Close enough. Nate’s been hardcore into spring cleaning and keeps forcing me to help (I know it isn’t spring yet - try telling him that). And he managed to trip over some wires so the internet was down for days. Been a goddamn nightmare.